* Doctor , doctor, you've go to help me - "I just can't prevent my hands shaking".
"Do you drink a lot ?"
"Not longer really, I spill most of it".
* Doctor - "I have some bad news and some very bad news".
Patient - "Well, give me the bad news first".
Doctor - "The lab called with your test results. They stated you have 24 hors to live".
Patient - "24 hours ... Terrible... what will be worse ?"
"Whats the very bad news?"
Doctor - "I have been trying to reach you since yesterday".
* A man walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "do you have any acetylsalicylic acid ?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it , I can never remember that word".
* As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said , "I can't discover a cause in your complaint. Frankly, I assume It's due to drinking".
"In that case" - said the patient -" I 'm able to come back when you are sober".
* Patient - "Doctor, what does the x'ray of my head display ?"
Doctor - "Absolutely nothing".
* The patient demanded , " Doctor, I just must have a liver transplant , a kidney transplant , a cornea transplant, a lung transplant and a heat transplant".
"What?" yelled the doctor? "Tell me , exactly why you thin you need a majority of these transplants".
"Well", defined the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized".
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