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    Motives to Smile

    doctors-jokes



    * Doctor , doctor, you've go to help me - "I just can't prevent my hands shaking".
    "Do you drink a lot ?"
    "Not longer really, I spill most of it".



    * Doctor - "I have some bad news and some very bad news".
    Patient - "Well, give me the bad news first".
    Doctor - "The lab called with your test results. They stated you have 24 hors to live".
    Patient - "24 hours ... Terrible... what will be worse ?"
    "Whats the very bad news?"
    Doctor - "I have been trying to reach you since yesterday".

    * A man walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "do you have any acetylsalicylic acid ?"
    "You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
    "That's it , I can never remember that word".

    * As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said ,  "I can't discover a cause in  your complaint. Frankly, I assume It's due to drinking".
    "In that case" - said the patient -" I 'm able to come back when you are sober".

    * Patient - "Doctor, what does the x'ray of my head display ?"
    Doctor - "Absolutely nothing".


    * The patient demanded , " Doctor, I just must have a liver transplant , a kidney transplant , a cornea transplant, a lung transplant and a heat transplant".
    "What?" yelled the doctor? "Tell me , exactly why you thin you need a majority of  these transplants".
    "Well", defined the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized".

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