1.
Teacher - "Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon ?"
Ram - " Sir , the moon."
Teacher - "Why ?"
Ram -
"The moon gives us light at night time when we need it but the sun offers us light just in the day time when we
needn't bother with it."
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2.
Dentist - "I need to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five
minutes as it were."
Patient - "And what amount of will it
cost?"
Dentist - "50 dollars as it were."
Patient - "50 dollars for only a couple
of minutes work ?"
Dentist - "I can remove it very slowly , in
the event that you like."
3.
Doctor - "Did you take those pills I offered
you to enhance your memory ?"
Patient - "What pills ?"
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4.
Doctor...doctor... I believe I'm a dog....
To what extent has this been going on ?
Goodness, since I was a puppy.
5.
Kamayani to cosmetic surgeon - "Will it hurt
me, doctor ?"
Cosmetic surgeon - "Only when you get my
bill.."
6.
Doctor - "What is your date of birth ?"
Patient - "14 September."
Doctor -" what year ?"
Patient - "Every year."
7.
Nurse - "How old you are ?"
Patient - None of your business.
Nurse - "But the doctor must know your age
for his records."
Patient -"Well, first , multiply ten by four
then include five, Got that ?"
Nurse - "yes, 45".
Patient - "Good, now subtract fortyfive and
let me know, what do you get ?"
Nurse - "Zero."
Patient - "Right, And that's precisely the
possibility of me revealing to you my age".
8.
Teacher - "What is an island ?"
Student - "A piece of land surrounded by
water except on one side."
Teacher - "On one side ?"
Student - "Yes, on top."
9.
Doctor , before you signed the death certificate
, did you check for a pulse ?
No.
Did you check heart - beat ?
No.
Did you check for breathing ?
No.
So,then it is conceivable that the patient was
alive when you marked the declaration ?
No.
How can you be so certain , Doctor ?
Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a
container.
10.
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
People portraying their illness and approaching
the doctor with the expectation for free medical advice.....constantly
interrupted their conversation.
Following an hour of this the exasperated doctor
asked the lawyer - "what do you do to prevent individuals from approaching
you for legal advice when you are out of the workplace ?"
"I offer it to them "- answered the
lawyer - "and afterward I send them a bill."
The doctor was socked, but consented to try it out.
The following day as yet feeling slightly
regretful , the doctor prepared the bills.
when he went to place them in his letter drop, he
found a bill from the lawyer.
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